YAY ADOLESCENT GIRL. (I think.)
When I was first watching Labyrinth via my electronic dictionary I was at school and it was lunch break I believe. At the time what was going on in my head was something like, oh look, girl in a white dress, baby, moving on, oh baby's gone, cool puppets, what is that owl doi- BOWIE!!!!!
When he appeared I just lost all coherent thought and control of myself and just had to start cracking up. (I do that a lot.) I was just so happy and
he was so sexy.
The rest of the movie I spent going "oh, go away Hoggle, go away you crazy dog thing that sounds like you're high, I WANT THE GOBLIN KING."
And his tights defy description. I've actually been to the official Areaology homepage. It was quite interesting.