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Isolar Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:52 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know | |
| | | LadyStardust Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:46 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes | |
| | | Isolar Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are | |
| | | LadyStardust Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:44 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that | |
| | | Eleanor Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:18 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to | |
| | | Isolar Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:38 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out | |
| | | LadyStardust Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:23 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the | |
| | | Isolar Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:16 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony | |
| | | LadyStardust Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:52 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that | |
| | | Isolar Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:16 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were | |
| | | LadyStardust Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:38 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight | |
| | | MissNewKillerStar Diamond Dog
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:22 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's... | |
| | | LadyStardust Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:47 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch
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| | | Eleanor Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:34 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. | |
| | | MissNewKillerStar Diamond Dog
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:36 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not | |
| | | LadyStardust Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:23 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because | |
| | | Isolar Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:48 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz | |
| | | MissNewKillerStar Diamond Dog
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:07 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a | |
| | | LadyStardust Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:30 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because | |
| | | MissNewKillerStar Diamond Dog
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:00 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...
And I have never seen a sentence that contained 3 because in a row before :p | |
| | | Eleanor Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:23 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it... My point is, | |
| | | Isolar Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:43 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it... My point is, i like sex | |
| | | Eleanor Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:01 am | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it... My point is, i like sex. A lot. So | |
| | | LadyStardust Queen Bitch
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:28 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it... My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round | |
| | | MissNewKillerStar Diamond Dog
| Subject: Re: Three word story. Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:26 pm | |
| Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not. I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra. One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it... My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided | |
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