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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:55 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:05 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:27 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:35 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room

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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:44 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:04 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:09 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:27 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:49 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !! Shocked
Anyway, sometimes I
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:31 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:34 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:44 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:14 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:38 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control

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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:44 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:13 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my

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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:11 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:27 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:12 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:55 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:56 pm

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:40 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:13 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today.

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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:36 am


Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then,
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PostSubject: Re: Three word story.   Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:44 am

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!
Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy
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