Three word story.

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay with him because

wo days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay with him because I provide free

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay with him because I provide free milk, peppers and

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay with him because I provide free milk, peppers and cocaine.

The next

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay with him because I provide free milk, peppers and cocaine.

The next day I went

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay with him because I provide free milk, peppers and cocaine.

The next day I went to Mexico for

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay with him because I provide free milk, peppers and cocaine.

The next day I went to Mexico for a bottle of

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay with him because I provide free milk, peppers and cocaine.

The next day I went to Mexico for a bottle of Johnny Depp because

Two days ago, I ate something which tasted very gross and dirty. So I then shoved it in a black hole, but I didn't like what I was wearing so my clothes ran away and instead I took a shower, which I didn't really need but it looked quite good, especially when it turned around and smiled at me. That was pretty strange because the devil was indeed in love with himself and yet, he fell for my neighbors cat. Then I had a lobotomy, so I turned into my mothers worst mood and told the cleaner that she too has no feelings. What a pity it wasn't the socks I ate off Bowie's feet when I was with him backstage last lifetime. Well, I was a happy person because I only just finished fixing the stupid filing cabinet. George punched me in the eye making one pupil permanently dilated forever so I looked like i had gonorrhea. My ferret didn't really agree due to the blue suit. Later that day I found that the strange red voice in my hair was talking about used tampons. I then decided to get me out of my bed! But then I drew something awful on it! Can't you see ? So eat me! please... make love to that wool sweater, infact, go and do it now so i can touch myself while banging groupies in the backstage room, and it feels quite painful because the girl's are fucking aliens !!

Anyway, sometimes I feel like eating small children and pink monkey birds, busting out my eyes and control everybody, like the time when my mother came in and caught me playing with myself a sad song and eating the hard coconut shell...but not today. I thought then, something really fishy was going on inside my pocket I grabbed it and realized that this was a pineapple, but it was still breathing, this worried me and I wondered if i should make a burrito instead of a pinapple sandwich because its..ALIVE! I put it back in my pocket and ignored the prick of the big warm elephant who was running in reverse into that awesome mustang parked in a mansion owned by God. God didn't know until he poured me some strange red drops in a silly wierd box which smelled of glam and gasoline. If i am dreaming of ziggy's boots I would be talking in my paper boy but unfortunately I'm not.

I need some ice and a spoon full of sugar to make the first cut to your throat. You should have turned the blade, but you never had some lemingtons to throw at yahmum's chest hairs. So instead you licked Bowie's hair which tasted like an orgasm because Bowie is orgasmic god of rock he's a sexy glam bisexual eyebrowless man who always manages to make girls go crazy and do it in the ra.

One day I found a fish and named him Ziggy Stardust because he has two personalities even though he doesn't have two eyes, instead he had 16, and that's pretty badass if you lick them aswell because then you turn into a Mick Jagger. Everyone always knew that I had a weird haircut because I was born completely bald and also had no toes so I had plastic surgery to get more toes on my brain. That felt brilliant but also a little bit too much like rubberbands in a mixture of coke and sallad. So instead I went to my horse who is called the thin white duke because he was thin, white and resembled Bowie! Just like my dad except with green fingers and black hair, but nothing is more bizarre than his strange, green shoes. He wore them last christmas when he fell asleep on his hip, so unfortunately he broke the hip. While in hospital I waited for my food, which took forever because the food guy was an owl, and had a blue beak and deep green eyes. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And i say that I'm scared, to pee on the sink... not on your face even though it is very pretty fun the last time i fucked you because I really like this t-shirt you had on your head because it was too hot to go out for, and yahmums house fell down because I jumped on the roof and scratched my foot. Shit happens ya'know, even though sometimes eating stawberries are so nice that I had to spit them out all over the cock of Tony. He found that his pants were far too tight, just like Jareth's, showing his crotch to small children. That was not bad, however, because I'm horny cuz I was a sex addict because I liked it...

My point is, i like sex. A lot. So Bowie came round and we decided to talk about what i like to do when i lick his *beeep* and he said to me that I was scaring him. I bit him on the black toe even though he screamed with joy and then he made me tea. It tasted of telephones and many pineapples with sexy hats on because they like tacos. But Bowie said he was horny, which made me want to take his virginity and innocence. Fuck yeah. Unfortunately he wasn't as excited as my hamster because it has a horny ass too. So we went to Mars to visit Pigfarts and have a picnic. Bowie had made me a badass sandwich with a note that said "suck, baby, suck"
I then creamed and Bowie smiled. His teeth make me faint with joy! I wish we could have stayed longer, but Bowie had to save the world from Lady GaGa. Bowie won, because GaGa copied everything. And plus, he is so awesome that he shoots GaGa AND Bieber with fucking lasers. What a win.

So now I'm in bed thinking about all the things we could have done together... For example, we could have screamed all night long while playing Scrabble! Bowie loves Scrabble, especially when he gets the 'X'. Then he can score really high and win a kiss from me. It's more of a full on double rainbow all across the sky!
Double rainbows are so damn awesome that they make sex really awesome, but not as much as yahmums double ended dildo. Yes! Yes! Yes!

After Scrabble, I smacked him in the chest because he didn't like the letter Q. Q is my favourite letter of ALL TIME. That is saying something. I need to start getting on drugs again, man. If I don't, I'll probably end up in a bloody shit hole in the middle of Uranus. That is one crazy planet because it's got a huge arse with cheeks the size of Kirstie Alley's! I slowly crept out from beneath a rock and ran to my phsyco cousin who let me stay with him because I provide free milk, peppers and cocaine.

The next day I went to Mexico for a bottle of Johnny Depp because he is so