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Scary Monsters

(The real question is though Eleanor... what did YOU dream about last night ;D Jealousy consumes me )

What are you wearing?

LOLOL. OH MAN.
That was the best dream I've ever had.
I can proudly say that I lost my virginity to David Bowie.

Frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat.

Describe your perfect date with David.

We're choosing the path between the stars
I'll leave my love between the stars

What do you want if someone offer you a gift?

The power of voodoo

What are you hoping to get for Christmas?

A well hung man with a snow white tan...

What do you think of Iggy Pop?

He's a real cool cat.

Is there anything you're ashamed of?

Ran to smash my favourite slot machine

What do you enjoy doing?

Sliding down ropes

What do you do when you start to turn into a werewolf?

Scream out aloud

What games did you play when you were a little kid?

Punching other people's dads :')

What's your favourite meal?

Hamburgers

Why did you slap your mum?

I could do better than that

What do you go shopping for?

A bipperty bopperty hat?

What are you doing?

Throwing darts in lovers' eyes.

Why are you still single?

I'm an absolute beginner :/

Why do you love David Bowie?

He's a very strange enchanted boy...

What's the last lie you told?

A church one.... xD

Why did you spank Obama?

He talks like a jerk! D:

What are your goals?

To learn to fly a kite and play guitar with my left hand.

How do you cope with animals?

It ain't finished till the fat lady sings

(my mother XD)

What kind of wheather is it now?

Stinky Weather

Whats going on outside?

It was cold and it rained

Where did you go today?

To a place where only children live...

If you had to escape from everything right now, who would you call?

I'll call and see if your friends are home

What did you do at work today?

Hit some tiny children.
TINY CHILDREN BE ALL UP IN MY FACE.

Why aren't you doing any work?